"I’m not good at secrets. They are the cousins of lies."

— Patrice

  • 4 months ago
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Took advantage of KATG’s Black Friday Sale

Snagged the Pittsburgh Live Show and 2 hours of the 30 hour Marathon for $7

  • 5 months ago

My Bittersweet Contradiction: What Do We Do Now? - Clothes Matter

mybittersweetcontradiction:

My husband refuses to get properly dressed for company. He thinks that since guests are coming over to his house, he can put on whatever he feels like. This is very embarrassing. It’s incredible to me that he can’t see that. How do I make him realize that what he wears counts, even if we’re…

(Source: keithandthegirl.com)

  • 6 months ago
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How dare

How dare

  • 6 months ago

"If everyone joined the military who would blow the military boys?"

— Keith Malley

  • 6 months ago

Since looking at online lists is a bitch here is Spin’s Greatest Comedy Albums list Top 10 typed out

1. Bill Cosby - To Russell, My Brother, Whom I Slept With (1968)

2. Richard Pryor - Live on the Sunset Strip

3. Eddy Murphy - Comedian (1983)

4. George Carlin - Class Clown (1972)

5. Patton Oswalt - Werewolves And Lollipops (2007)

6. Bob Newhart - The Button-Down Mind Of Bob Newhart (1960)

7. Steve Martin - Let’s Get Small (1977)

8. Lenny Bruce - The Carnegie Hall Concert (1961)

9. Albert Brooks - Comedy Minus One (1973)

10. Woody Allen - Standup Comic (1968)

(Source: spin.com)

  • 6 months ago
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Why does everyone think Keith Malley is racist?

He let’s black people in his house
It’s been documented

  • 6 months ago

I want some new t-shirts!! NOW

I love my t-shirts truly expressive clothing. So I have come to an impasse, I do not want to buy shirts from stores where I live; to many chances to run into similar shirts. I just got my Keith and The Girl shirt the other day. So I pose this question to you internets where is a good website to get good, cheap, and big (XXLarge) shirts? Give me your feedback. Thanks.
  • 6 months ago
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Hell & Heartaches: The “Damn, Gina.” Cheeseburger Casserole...A recipe as a real long story.

hellandheartaches:

This recipe is cobbled together from memory, scribbled notes and what’s in the recycling bin as evidence in the kitchen.
 
Figure out which Supermarket has Grands Jr. Flaky Biscuits (Butter Flavor) on sale. They can cost $4-5 a tube, but we got the two tubes we needed on sale at Pathmark in a…

(Source: hellandheartaches)

  • 6 months ago
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Just listened to episode 9 of the What’s My Name Show

Love all these guests:

Trey Galyon

Tim Dimon

and Lauren of course

(Source: whatsmynameshow.com)

  • 6 months ago